"I’m just gonna bullshit it."
— my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

who is on your team, captain?

#completely convinced marvel just finds the actual characters to play their parts

Marvel’s casting department cannot be beat. Literally all of the actors are their characters.

hiddleswiggles:

freshest-tittymilk:

northstarfan:

…and half the time they will springboard off the first vertical surface they come near, trot back to you, and insist you do it again.

ITS TRUUUUUUUUe

I didn’t know you can’t drop a dog either.

"You do anything fun Saturday night?"

thewicked-eternity